Group Giveaway: Civilization Beyond Earth + other games

Weekend giveaway is here! This time we’re giving away Sid Meier’s Civilization Beyond Earth (Steam key) and a few other pretties!


To join the giveaway, you must be a member of our Steam Group, then go to SteamGifts to participate!

EDIT: The winner is Shiftman! Congrats!




Sid Meier’s Civilization IV: The Complete Edition x 1


How to enter:

This one goes to a random Facebook fan! Just mention your Facebook ID in the comments below and say you want to play Civ 4!


EDIT: The winner is lord.grammar!


Burnout Paradise x 1



How to enter: Tell us a joke in the comments below! We will pick one random comment that makes us laugh!

EDIT: And the winner is Bob Ind! 


X-3 Reunion x 1


How to enter: Just tell us you want it!

EDIT: And the winner is fabiosinoara!


  1. You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

    That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

  2. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt. He says to the bartender, “I’ll have one for me and one for the road.”

  3. Let’s see if you’re smart enough to get this one 😀

    What did the giraffe say to the dinosaur?

    …Nothing. Giraffes can’t talk and dinosaurs are extinct.

  4. A man worked in an antique store and when his boss was handing him an old lamp a genie came out and said with a booming voice “You will both get one wish each!” The man instantly shouted “I want to be on Bahamas in a wonderful hotel room by the beach and the love of my life by my side being totally in to me and loads of cash laying around!”
    “It will be so!” The genie said and the man was gone in a poof of smoke.
    “What is your wish?” The genie now asked the store owner.
    “I wish for him to be back to work after lunch.”

    The moral of the story? It’s often a good idea to let your boss have the first word.

  5. 1585426529 thx for the deal 🙂
    Happy to can try to play civ 4

    And now my joke:

    Programming is like sex.
    One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life !

  6. Mom :”I don’t want you playing Video Games any more,they’re too dangerous.”
    Kid :”Video games aren’t dangerous Mom.”
    Mom :”Yes they are. You could poke your eye out.”
    Kid :”How can I poke my eye out playing Video Games?”
    Mom :”I hear they have lots of Points.”


  7. What’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?

    A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.

  8. Joke for Burnout, steam name is resrep:

    Did you know that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was addicted to heroin? He hit Rock Bottom and almost died but then he decided to lay the smack down.

  9. three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato
    baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, catch up

  10. Facebook ID: MickyGerwen
    I would like Civ 4

    Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    A: He didn’t have any guts!

  11. Facebook ID: Charon Ferryman
    I want to play Civ 4!

    My favourite game is Grand Theft Auto, you can do virtually anything.
    I was able to experience raping a child, robbing a charity shop and killing a Jew with my steel crowbar.
    Then I went home to play Grand Theft Auto.

  12. A man walks into his bedroom, holding a chicken in his arms.
    He says: “See, honey, this is the fat pig I fuck when you have a headache”
    His wife replies: “You’re an idiot! That’s not a pig, it’s a chicken!” – “I wasn’t talking to you”

  13. Bear asks dinosaurs:
    – Dino, did Noe add you to his Facebook friends?
    – No, why?
    – Hmm, so you are pretty fucked…

    FB ID: karel.strejcius

  14. I want to play Civ 4!

    FB ID: 1414107667 (karel.strejcius)

    Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

  15. Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

    first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, “See
    that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people.”

    The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, “See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people.”

    third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, “See that castle over
    there?” The other bats nod. “Well,” says the third bat, “I didn’t.”

    i want to play Civ 4!!!

  16. The 2 links for Sid Meier’s Civilization Beyond Earth you posted don’t work. BundleHQ group is not a valid group and unable to join. The entry on Steamgifts, therefore doesn’t work either. Thanks.

  17. Here’s one about history and civilizations for ya:
    The Jewish faith is 6000 years old, and the christian faith is 2000 years old.
    So for over 4000 years the jews had to persecute themselves.

  18. What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

    She sticks it in the microwave.

    Burnout Paradise please 🙂

  19. brandan.jablonski.56 is my ID. Love Civilization.

    Joke time:

    What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

  20. Joke:
    Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
    The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?”
    Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”
    The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”
    Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”
    The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
    “A cat,” Schrödinger replies.
    The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.”
    Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.”

    X3 Reunion: I need it. Really 🙂

    Beyond: I can’t sign in at the steamgifts with my steam account.

  21. Facebook ID: 100004063934749
    Wouldn’t mind either X-3 or Civ 4

    And just for giggles (and Burnout entry),

    What did one computer say to the other?


  22. Joke: w: what did the cow say to the farmer?

    A: why do you squeeze my tits but u never kiss me.

    Facebook – Barts Pro Gaming

    and i want to play civ 4!

  23. Let’s hope I can be lucky enough to get Beyond Earth, but if not here is my FB id : 100006376690074
    in case you have a disposable Civ IV to spare. Yet, I would accept X3 too without problem, you know 🙂

  24. (id:100002531733323) I want to play Civ 4!
    An admiral is standing at the Naval Academy in Annapolis when he stops a plebe* walking by.

    «Sailor, do you have change for a dollar?»

    «Sure, buddy,» says the plebe, rooting around his pocket.

    «That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?»

    «No, sir!»

  25. I want X-3 Reunion please! Anything titled Sid Meier’s is always a good game! Would love to win Beyond Earth! Thanks for the opportunities!

  26. I want X3 Reunion too! I think it wasn’t here yet when I first posted for Civ. and can’t find my original post, so posting again for it also.

  27. Facebook id:502914726
    I want to play Civ 4!

    Oh and here’s a joke, a teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their
    horizons through sensory perception.
    She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you
    to close your eyes and taste these.”
    The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but
    when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids
    were stumped.
    I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher.
    “It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.”
    Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, “Quick!

    Spit’em out!
    They’re assholes!”


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